even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
God I need to hump something, right now.
where are my eyebrows?
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