Plan B is the new Plan A
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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