In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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