she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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