so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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