"it" just moved
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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