What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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