just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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