$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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