arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dick very happy bro
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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