You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
