remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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