I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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