i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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