i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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