Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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