And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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