Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Randomize
