That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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