How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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