Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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