she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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