Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I didn't notice because vodka
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
as a side note pls kill me
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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