You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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