Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
