And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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