You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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