I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize