What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Randomize