BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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