What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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