Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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