Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Randomize
