sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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