We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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