We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
