yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Shame is for Republicans.
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