Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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