Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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