that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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