my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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