Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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