OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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