Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
