I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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