Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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