Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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