i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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