new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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