Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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