remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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