You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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