My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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