Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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